THIS WEEKEND:
T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
...and all through the camp, not a drag queen was stirring. There was no one to vamp.
The Martians were nestled- all done for the night, when in from Goff Road came a wonderful site!
A magical camper, all covered in sequins, pulled in through the gate-but not for the weekend.
No, this one was different, you could tell from the glow and the glitter that blew out was brighter than snow.
The bears and the otters, the thin and the stout awoke from their slumbers to check this thing out.
When what to their wondering eyes did appear, a tall slender woman, OMG IT WAS CHER!
She stepped out of the camper and with a toss of her hair, and a lick of her lips in her Bob Mackie wear, went from campsite to campsite and before she was done, she had met every camper shouting, "Whoa, this is fun."
And the very next morning as the good Martians woke, they gazed in great wonder at the message she wrote.
For written in glitter in the sky up above, Cher bid the good Martians to "Believe In Life After Love."
But one unfortunate Martian had missed all the clatter. And through his sad tears learned that it didn't matter.
Without missing a beat, he took up the slack. For every gay knows that
CHER ALWAYS COMES BACK.
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SIMPLY GAY CAMPING
SIMPLY GAY CAMPING FOR MEN
That's what Camp Mars is all about. Be yourself. Make new friends. Most of all, get away to a place where you can relax and have fun, with no pretense. That's Camp Mars.
IN A GORGEOUS SETTING
There's a lot here to help you with that! Over 40 acres of some of Florida's most beautiful forest, natural stream and ponds, and grassy fields to soak up the sun.
FILLED WITH FRIENDS AND FUN
But we haven't left out the creature comforts. Enjoy our beautiful, clothing optional pool, fun parties, dances and special events. We've added just enough of what you're used to at a resort without spoiling our natural atmosphere. This is gay Florida camping as it should be. As we like to say...RELAX, YOU'VE LANDED ON MARS