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...and all through the camp, not a drag queen was stirring. There was no one to vamp.
The Martians were nestled- all done for the night, when in from Goff Road came a wonderful site!
A magical camper, all covered in sequins, pulled in through the gate-but not for the weekend.
No, this one was different, you could tell from the glow and the glitter that blew out was brighter than snow.
The bears and the otters, the thin and the stout awoke from their slumbers to check this thing out.
When what to their wondering eyes did appear, a tall slender woman, OMG IT WAS CHER!
She stepped out of the camper and with a toss of her hair, and a lick of her lips in her Bob Mackie wear, went from campsite to campsite and before she was done, she had met every camper shouting, "Whoa, this is fun."
And the very next morning as the good Martians woke, they gazed in great wonder at the message she wrote.
For written in glitter in the sky up above, Cher bid the good Martians to "Believe In Life After Love."
But one unfortunate Martian had missed all the clatter. And through his sad tears learned that it didn't matter.
Without missing a beat, he took up the slack. For every gay knows that
CHER ALWAYS COMES BACK.
Pop your cork for New Year's at Camp Mars. We have a long weekend planned, to be capped off by our annual Leather Ball as we ring in 2019.
But there's so much more. It's a great time to get some post-holiday peace around a campfire, spend some quality time with a friend or two and relax and recover from the holiday rush. Yep, there are great parties and lots of fun. But, it's also the perfect place to hit your re-set button to prepare yourself for the upcoming year.
It's all here- we hope you will be.
Happy New Year!
That's what Camp Mars is all about. Be yourself. Make new friends. Most of all, get away to a place where you can relax and have fun, with no pretense. That's Camp Mars.
There's a lot here to help you with that! Over 40 acres of some of Florida's most beautiful forest, natural stream and ponds, and grassy fields to soak up the sun.
But we haven't left out the creature comforts. Enjoy our beautiful, clothing optional pool, fun parties, dances and special events. We've added just enough of what you're used to at a resort without spoiling our natural atmosphere. This is gay Florida camping as it should be. As we like to say...RELAX, YOU'VE LANDED ON MARS
The holidays are a great time to come to Mars. Get away from the hustle and bustle and celebrate with someone special or make new friends. Check out the Events page for more details and make sure to reserve now for these special weekends.
Mars is proud to announce that a new wifi system has recently been installed, providing enhanced signal through most areas of the campground. It's a great tool to keep in touch when you get away. But- please remember to be considerate of other campers: like most places, bandwidth always has limits so if you want to stream HD movies, etc., please use your own system.
What's a campground without RV hookups? We have 30 and 50 amp sites available for a couple of days to a few months or even longer.
Camp Mars is the perfect place to bring your group, club, or posse. Call us and we'll talk about putting together special arrangements that will make your organization's getaway one you'll never forget.
Mars is a great community of fun guys and "perms" are our frequent campers. And we have lots of new ones! Perm sites are almost full now, so if you are interested in talking about setting up your own home away from home at Mars, let us know soon.
What is it like at Mars?
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Lots of options for your visit.
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Mars is a great base camp for your vacay.
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